We found ourselves getting pretty silly as we tried a suggestion of rephrasing Mother Goose rhymes. Here are 2 of them. Sound familiar?
Triple Unseeing Rodents, Triple Unseeing Rodents!
Observe their fast pace!
They all speedily chased the agriculturalist's spouse,
Who hacked off their long posterior appendages with a butcher's scalpel.
Did you ever witness such an event in all your born days as triple unseeing rodents?
Four-and-One Mini Metatarsals
This wee porcine critter traveled to the open-air grocer
This mini porcine critter remained in his abode.
This tiny porcine consumed butchered bovine,
This miniature porcine consumed zilch.
This runty porcine bawled Wah! Wah! the entire journey home.
This tiny porcine consumed butchered bovine,
This miniature porcine consumed zilch.
This runty porcine bawled Wah! Wah! the entire journey home.
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